By Barry Flup Local marijuana enthusiast and entrepreneur Darren Hobbs has made a sensational claim that his maternal grandmother, Gwen Hobbs, is in fact the worlds most mysterious crypto twonk Satoshi Nakamoto.
Hobbs bases the claim on the solid evidence that his Nan being good at Sudoku, with the 72 year old number nut regularly playing the game after her tea to hopefully fight back at early onset of dementia.
Insiders claimed that Hobbs was overheard making the sensational claim whilst ‘having a cheeky Nando’s’ regarding the popular public transport pass time and the Nakamoto connection, with close associate and local Frumpton celebrity Jeremy Curtains, aka Jeremy, who is one half of 90’s dance duo TZ and Jeremy.
Hobbs was also heard to be incredibly glad in his prompt arrival at Nando’s, as he was about to ‘throw a whitey from some of that sketchy bud i just had’ in the car park of the newly opened John Cleese Retail Park. Although some may dispute Hobbs wild claims, can they really be disproven?
Frampton’s resident crypto specialist Oliver Potato, claimed that due to its decentralized nature and anonymity it was hard to see if Satoshi Nakamoto is Darren Hobbs nan. However, we couldn’t rule it out.
If you have any knowledge on Hobbsys Nan being Satoshi Nakamoto, or you have another tip. Contact the Trade Bet News news desk.
