By Barry Flup In a historic moment for the forex industry, self-proclaimed “King of the Candlesticks” and part-time hot dog vendor Victor Joystick, has left the industry dumbfounded and stunned by achieving the unthinkable: beating statistical chance with his trading signal service.
Joystick spoke exclusively to Trade Bet News and said ‘who would have thought it after all these years of talking shit. I got it right.’ He went further “My job isn’t really to give solid advice, more to offer opinion and appear in company advertising campaigns as the man in the know”.
The company’s retention team, decked out in celebratory party hats and flagons of Lambrini, confirmed that the winning signals netted clients a staggering $42 million USD after giving out the winning signal to its entire database—marking the first time in history a retention department didn’t have to convince traders to stay.
In a strange twist of fate, this has led to Tagnut FX which is one of Frumpton’s mainstay FX brands having to close its doors, with it also breaking a record of its own, having to pay out traders for the first time in 7 years of operation.
Sadly, the euphoria was short-lived. Hours after the press conference, Mr Joystick was discovered in his home allegedly poisoned. Investigators have named the owners of Tagnut FX which is seen as the pioneers of B book everything, as persons of interest in their enquiry.
Thoughts and prayers with the Joystick family.
