By Barry Flup The crypto currency industry sensationally smashed yet another inequality barrier yesterday, by employing the first non Edwardian bearded man in the history of the fledgling industry.
16 year old Tarquin Briggs joins CrazyCoinz fresh out of Frumpton High School, where he has been given the challenge of not only ‘making our coffee roar’, but also being at the vanguard of opening up Crypto to Frumption’s all important demographic generation F.
Tarquin said he is looking forward to embracing the challenge of following the lead and tutelage of marketing maverick and self appointed ‘god of chaos’ at Frumpton’s leading Cryptocoin Quinton Baguette.
When asked about his accomplishment, Tarquin commented ‘I’m only 16 and still got time to grow a full Edwardian beard and ride a penny farthing to work. Also, I am looking for CrazyCoin not only to improve my marketing knowledge, but also my facial thicket.’
Quinton Baguette roared with laughter at his young proteges’ claims boasting that he will have full facial furniture within the next year.
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