By Barry Flup The ever expanding prime of prime brokerage space has finally come to Frumpton with local maverick agricultural businessman Darren Hobbs opening a revolutionary liquidity provider which has ‘relationships’ with 15 tier one banks and Hedge Funds. Hobbs was quoted as saying ‘There’s enough bizniss an ting in FX. Let Hobbsy big it up some more’.
When pressed on why some considered it unconventional to operate from his Grandmother’s spare room, Hobbs retorted in his flamboyant street patois ‘keepin diss in the family innit’ and ‘My Nan is also deaf, so she can keep it all on the DL from the Feds’.
Hobbsy’s expertise in trading extends to what he labels cultivating some ‘mad up Afghan Weed’ of which ‘turns you into a mong after a few tokes’. This background many industry insiders believe gives Hobbs the upper hand in managing institutional funds.
Hobbs biggest claim to fame to date was being ranked as number 10 in the online FIFA championships, under the pseudonym KINGBONG007
HOBZI LP is looking to open in the third quarter of this year.
An industry awaits.
