By Barry Flup Immortal man Zebidiah Athanenium, has died just days before completing the free cash bonus criteria on his Binary Options trading account. Originally thought to be born in the Garden Of Eden over 10,000 years ago, Zebidiah was persuaded to sign up for a risk free $50 USD cash bonus.
Just days after ascending from the heavens, Zebidiah told close associates he was persuaded to take part because of the financial freedom that can only be achieved when trading binary options.
His account was held with BinaryBigBetzzzz, whose pioneering advertising on ancient clay tablets, was later to be made popular by old testament MVP Moses turning it into an ancient internet.
Thought to be based in the ancient city of Sodom and Gomorrah, it has gone on to become the number one Binary Options brand in the ancient kingdom, sponsoring such events as crucifixion and judgment stoning’s along with using Pontius Pilate as a brand ambassador and official trading partner of the Judea gladiatorial team.
Zebidiah previously often recalled how he first took the call from his charismatic sales leader and the king of convincing , the binary options sales titan Mephistopheles aka the father of lies, Lucifer, Moloch or his professional name the plain old Antichrist, who famously went on to become Director of Sales and Business Development for Sheol and Hades.
He was persuaded to use the refer a friend program, where industry insiders claim he enlisted St Peter who had reportedly signed up a record 3500 lost souls who were trapped in spiritual trading limbo and trading nexus.
It is thought that Zebidiah traded for around 10000 years to get the $50 USD bonus, and was sadly on the cusp of activating the one on one training with loud mouthed market maven Frank Goldberg.
A spokesman for Binary Big Betzzzz said ‘we are truly saddened by the loss of Zebediah. However, due to the terms and conditions, we do own his major organs. of which we do have the right to resell.’
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