By Barry Flup With the lockdown playing havoc with the expo industry, they are happy to report ever more ingenious ways to bring you that big event magic which has left a huge hole in your life.
Life really did imitate art in central Frumpton earlier today, when the FX expo worlds very own Dorothy, shouted aloud three times, ‘it is not a webcast, it is not a webcast it is not a webcast.’ And just like Wizard of OZ, the webcast magically turned into a virtual expo.
Dorothy Mantlepiece, the head of obtaining money for old rope at Mega Show Expo, grew increasingly tired of being told her event was nothing more than a charade for making money, using a basic form of webcam technology.
Mantlepiece commented to awaiting reporters’ Just because it looks like a webcast, and certainly uses the same technology as a webcast. It’s definitely not a webcast. I am just tired of negative people not supporting our cutting edge webcam based online extravaganza’.
With many of the normal expo attendees also mirroring the actions within the hit film, by claiming ‘there’s no place like home’ sales appear sluggish with just leads providers, call centers and crm providers attending.
Many commentators are still expecting the expo magic to still be there in spades, with their usual trick of turning a $20,000 USD fee for a booth into thin air and empty promises.
We will be reporting live from THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A WEBCAST 2020, stay tuned.
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