By Barry Flup A recent Frumpton University study found that 98% of people who want to have a career in FX have massive psychological issues. It went further and added that most behavioral analysts would label the FX workplace to be riddled with ‘psychotic career climbers’.
The study asked would you kill your colleague for career advancement, the vast majority answered in the positive, going even further to both describe in depth how they would carry it out, along with adding graphic diagrams naming both the colleague and the method in how they would kill and dispose of the body.
The groundbreaking study led by Jennifer Bagpipe, on behalf of leading brokerage ABC FX in conjunction with Frumpton University said ’It’s enlightening to see the thought processes of the people who are attracted to FX, which we often thought of as such a caring and sharing industry from the outside’.
PR representative from ABC FX, Marjorie Schwepes said ’we actively encourage competition in the workplace, moreover we believe having staff members who are clinically psychopathic helps push our brand forward.’
ABC FX were recently controversially reprimanded for having their own fight club in the underground staff car park, with the winner taking the prize of promotion. Criticism on the ruling came as many saw this perfectly highlighting modern life in late stage capitalism.
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